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 Entertainment | Books | May 2007 
Mexican Tells All!
 Gustavo Arellano - pitch.com
| | Everything you always wanted to know about Mex, but were too afraid to ask. |
Dear Readers: The Reconquista has arrived! On May 1, Ask a Mexican came out in book form, gracias to the literary madmen at Scribner. It has all the same stuff you read here, but más — more essays, more illustrations from Mark Dancey and more questions. Below are just a sample of the preguntas answered by The Mexican exclusively in his book, broken down by chapters. Want the answers? Buy the book!
Details: Ask a Mexican glossary
Subject(s): Advice from the Mexican CULTURE
What is it about a pirate-themed football team from Oakland, of all places, that makes Mexicans so crazy? OK, so they used to have a Hispanic coach and a Hispanic quarterback. Any other reasons? Cleveland Brownie
FOOD
Can you trust a Mexican with your sushi? Sayonara, Uncle Sam
FASHION
I used to work at a neighborhood center that serves the Latino community in San Francisco. I noticed that a large number of the Mexican and Central American people I met smelled strongly of laundry detergent. Additionally, Mexican guys love their stinky cologne. Can you explain this? Stinkin' Sammy
ETHNIC RELATIONS
Why are Mexicans "proud" to be from Mexico when their country is such a filthy cesspool of lying, thieving, child-raping whores? I mean, especially once they make it to the United States, why don't they say "Whew! I may have been born there (Mexico) but I'm sure glad I got outta that shithole"? Mexicans Suck Rick
MUSIC
I am originally from the South and resent country music. Are there Mexicans who are from Mexico and resent that trilling, wailing, accordion-blaring music the same way? Are there kids of Mexican immigrants who can't stand the crap their parents play, the same way me and my friends couldn't stand Ronnie Milsap? Are there Mexicans who think the music similarly reflects stereotypes of being rural, poor and less educated? Achy Breaky Corazón
SEXO
Why do we always think Mexican men drink tequila and sing mariachi tunes, while the women are pretty señoritas? Viva México
IMMIGRATION
How am I supposed to like Mexicans who come here by just jumping a fence and running or sneaking onto a transport truck entering this country illegally when you have law-abiding immigrants working their asses off to come to this country legally? Love the Mexicans but Hate the Border Hoppers
LANGUAGE
Why don't Mexicans ever drop their Spanish? Even third- and fourth-generation Mexican-Americans still speak the language to some degree or another. I speak Japanese but I'm losing it quickly, and when my mother passes on, so will my language. The typical Asian-American kid may attend Chinese, Korean or Japanese school on Saturdays, but guess what? They do it because their parents force them to attend, and I bet they speak English during recess. Feeling a Bit Nippy
Keep reading this column to find out when the Mexican invades Kansas City — and see askamexican.net or myspace.com /ocwab for updates and contests. Buy the book, por favor: I need to pay off my coyote!
Got a spicy question about Mexicans? Ask the Mexican at mexican@pitch.com. |
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