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Puerto Vallarta News NetworkTravel & Outdoors | February 2008 

Top 10 Things To NOT Do On Your Spring Break
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You have your itinerary arranged; you got your college buddy holding your plane tickets, (you hope) and you all packed and ready to go on your spring break trip. Here are a couple pointers from some collective spring break goers for you. Avoid doing what they did, learn from history.

10. The Sunburn - So perhaps you’re a nice pasty, white Irish guy from B-town, there’s no way around it, your going to get some color. (Unless your trip involves staying inside while reading Bram Stoker for a week) So take it from the people who’ve done it, take the extra couple bucks and buy the good sun tan lotion before hitting the beach. Don’t be a tough guy put it on a lot, not just once.

9. Research - Research some blogs and websites about spring break like Studentcity and springbreakblogs for tips on ton’s of do’s and don’ts, like this one. Good job!

8. Travel Diarrhea - Do not neglect taking precautions of travel Diarrhea, you’ll more than likely be on a plane for hours on end, if you’re the type of person who has little control, hit up the drug store and get some quick travel meds.

7. First Night Drinking - The first night you get there, you will be well rested from the long boring plane ride and you’ll be ready to get partying. Do NOT over do it the first night. You’ll have many nights to party ahead so take it easy and do not over drink. You friends will be pissed at you if you get alcohol poisoning the first night. Also, if you pass out the first night, they may write all over you with magic marker and the next day, you’ll be the only person on the beach all marked up. (Then there will be very little partying going on in your bedroom.)

6. Dropping Your Digital Camera - It happens, but avoid at all costs dropping the camera holding all your photos of hot chicks and sweet waves from your trip so far in the water or in the sand. I haven’t, but on almost every trip my girl has ruined her camera. There are now less photogenic memories for us to look at and post.

5. My Space/Face Book Beware - Don’t think that your job, family and school aren’t going to be checking you’re online profiles for all the crazy, maybe regretful things that you did on your trip. So be cautious as to who’s holding the camera and who’s posting pictures online. Warn all your friends to not be stupid when there putting albums online.

4. Ruptured Eardrums - You’ll be getting off the plane, and your ears will hurt. You’ll be diving in and out of water, and your ears will hurt. Loud music, oh yeah! Take extra care of your ears on your trip, it may seem trivial but there’s nothing worse then a bad ear infection on the beach.

3. Do Not Loose Your Marbles! - Honestly, I’ve seen it myself.

2. Do Not Pay For Sex - It won’t be clean, It won’t be long, it won’t be cheap, it won’t be worth it in so many different ways. Find a nice girl reading on the beach to take home for the night. That brings us to number uno…

1. Do Not Come Home With An STD - No joke, be careful, be smart, wrap it. Everyone will love your more for it.

Hope these have helped and I urge you to read some other spring break blogs at Studentcity and Springbreakblogs etc for other tips and do’s and don’ts. Make sure you have fun kids!



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