Puerto Vallarta, Mexico - It's almost here - the Bachelor in Paradise 2 premiere. To celebrate the impending craziness, here is Zap2it's intro to the first eight ladies gracing the beaches of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

Tenley Molzahn
This Disney princess come to life isn't old by any stretch of the imagination, but compared to how recently the other ladies joined the franchise, she's practically ancient. In fact, Tenley even describes herself as a "Bachelor big sister." But in between dispensing wisdom and drying tears, here's hoping she can find love after it didn't work out with "Bachelor Pad" beau Kiptyn Locke.

Clare Crawley
This Juan Pablo survivor is the only "Bachelor in Paradise" repeat. You may remember her from the woodland creature pow-wow from Season 1. She admits it was hard to return to the show, but she's willing to do "whatever it takes" to find love.

Ashley Iaconetti
Miss Lotta Lashes is back with the crazy, laugh-crying her way through night one when Jade talks to the guy Ashley likes. Oh, Crazy Eyes. You were missed.

Ashley Salter
Speaking of crazy Ashleys, this picker of pomegranates is back with her patented weirdness that is surely some kind of "Borat"-style gag to the show. But what if she actually likes a guy there? Does she keep up the schtick or drop the act? Or, god help us, what if it's not an act?

Jade Roper
So, this 4th-place finisher from Chris Soules' season is … pretty much as boring in her "Bachelor in Paradise" interviews as she was on "The Bachelor." Do you suppose she brought along her Playboy pics as a talking point?

Jillian Anderson
Remember this girl's elimination? Where she talked about herself all night and only really stopped to ask Chris weird questions, like would he rather have sex with a homeless woman with an STD or abstain from sex for four years? Good times.

Juelia Kinney
Someone needs to buy her a thesaurus, stat — or else literally the only thing she wants out of Bachelor in Paradise 2 is "fun." Which, come to think of it, is an OK goal. But still, expand your vocabulary, Juelia Guelia.

Carly Waddell
Good ol' Cruise Ship Carly. She seemed crazy at the start of Chris' season, but by the end, she was easily one of the best contestants. She should be a lot of fun to watch on "Bachelor in Paradise," which returns Sunday, August 2 at 8 pm ET/PT on ABC.