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| How To Build the Bullshit Protector  wiseass.org
 
  The "Bullshit Protector" flaps are a great way to protect yourself from GOP or punditry bullshit and spin, when spewed by the likes of George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, or even your local home-grown GOP wingnuts.
 
  It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing "Bullshit Protector" flaps over his ears while Bush addressed the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Donelly Idaho.
 
  
 Step 1 — cut out ear slots first
 
  Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors
 
  Step 3 — place over earlobes
 
  
  “Bullshit Deflector” - single page "cut outs" Download for the 1-up color single-sided layout
 
  layout size: 8.5" x 11"
 layout: 1-up on a page
 file format: Adobe PDF
 file size: 478k
 
  Click HERE to download the Bullshit Deflector PDF
 
  
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