The NMA.tv Carolers Present the 'TSA Christmas Carol'
 NMAWorldEdition
December 18, 2010
Sing along:
Dash this line is slow,
It's taking all friggin' day.
Now he's refused a scan,
Prolonging the delay.
Now I'm not very shy
But I really got a shock,
when the TSA guy rubbed my thigh
and brushed against my ****.
TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we'll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we're happy to touch you anywhere
whether you're straight or gay.
A day or two ago
I thought I'd hit the skies.
But I quickly changed my mind
when I heard about those guys.
It's really gone too far.
It made me want to shout
when they reached inside her bra
and pulled that implant out.
TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we'll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we're happy to touch you anywhere
whether you're straight or gay.
Now I am not a prude,
but I really had to frown
when he asked me in that room
for a one-on-one pat down.
We don't feel really safe.
We don't mean to be crass
But nothing will stop Osama
with a bomb stuck up his ass.
TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we'll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we're happy to touch you anywhere
whether you're straight or gay. |
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