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Mexican Official Fired for Painting Teen's Bottom
Associated Press

A mayor in central Mexico says he has fired one of his town officials for spray-painting the buttocks of a teenage boy as punishment for graffiti tagging.

Man Sues Canadian Airline Because They Refused to Look at His Penis
Scott Carmichael

When Marcel Cote was in his Air Transat seat back in February 2008, he felt some discomfort "in the area between his legs". He went to the washroom and noticed he was bleeding from his genitals.

Extra Small Condoms for 12 Year-Old Boys Go on Sale in Switzerland
Alexandra Williams

Called the Hotshot, the condom has been produced after government research showed 12 to 14-year-olds did not use sufficient protection when having sex.

Police Catch Man Snorting Drugs on the Roof of Cop Car

German police detained a nightclub reveler they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.

Puppet Cleavage Censored
Associated Press

Puppet cleavage has been ruled out for advertising posters in Colorado Springs bus shelters.

The Benefits of Fat
Associated Press

A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar.

Webster’s Dictionary: A Dirty Book
Doug Thompson

You know school systems are getting uptight when they ban Webster’s dictionary from the classroom. But that happened in Oak Meadows Elementary School in Riverside County, California, after some parents didn’t like the idea that the dictionary included definitions of dirty things like oral sex.

'Dead' Colombian Woman Moves Arm at Funeral Home
Associated Press

A Colombian woman declared dead of a heart attack moved one of her arms just as an undertaker was about to embalm her, doctors said Wednesday.

The Great George W. Bush Billboard Mystery
Capitol Hill Blue

When word first circulated around the Internet of a billboard showing a smiling George W. Bush emblazoned with the message "Miss me yet?" some thought it was another viral e-mail hoax. But it wasn't.

Stripping For Haiti
Associated Press

A strip club in Ohio has raised $1,000 for Haitian earthquake relief during what was billed as "Lap dances for Haiti."

Doctors Amputate Wrong Foot of Peruvian Man
Associated Press

Doctors in Peru mistakenly amputated the wrong foot of an 86-year-old man, then had no choice but to cut off the other one as well to keep an infection from spreading, relatives and officials said Monday.

Police Rescue 150 Stolen Ferrets in Mexico City
Associated Press

Police in Mexico City have rescued 150 ferrets from armed robbers after a high speed chase.

Boy's Science Project Prompts School Evacuation
Associated Press

Fire officials said a San Diego middle school was evacuated when a student's science project was mistaken for a bomb.

Beer For Blood
Associated Press

A Washington state blood center is offering donors a deal: Give a pint of blood, get a pint of beer.

Roxxxy the Sex Robot Makes Her World Debut
Glenn Chapman

Billed as a world first, Roxxxy the sex robot made here debut in front of adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

The $290,000 Speeding Ticket
Associated Press

A Swiss court has slapped a wealthy speeder with a chalet-sized fine - a full $290,000. Judges at the cantonal court in St. Gallen, in eastern Switzerland, based the record-breaking fine on the speeder's estimated wealth of over $20 million.

Ann Coulter Says She’s Afraid of Anal, Foreskin Bombings
David Edwards and John Byrne

If you didn't lose your lunch over comments conservative doyenne Ann Coulter made about abortion doctors or about Jews or maybe even about John Edwards, you might just lose it over her latest quip. Ann Coulter is against body scans because she doesn't think they'll find anal bombs.

Desperate Measures
Associated Press

Police arrested two men after they stole a lizard from an animal hospital and tried to pawn it for alcohol. Police told The Ledger Independent that 44-year-old man and an 18-year-old teen stole the 18-inch bearded dragon from Eagles Landing Pet Hospital last week.

Field Trips Are A Lot Of Fun
Associated Press

An Arizona music teacher whose students performed at a presidential inauguration event is on administrative leave after taking 40 high school students to a Hooters restaurant.

Driven To Distraction
Associated Press

A New Zealand teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars has been found guilty of disorderly behavior for the prank, which ended with her in a hospital after a distracted driver ran into her.

Brazil Toddler has 50 Sewing Needles Inside Body
Marco Sibaj

A 2-year-old Brazilian boy has as many as 50 metal sewing needles inside his body and a doctor treating the boy said Wednesday they were apparently stuck there one by one.

Guinness Book: Best Records of the Decade

Guinness World Records are searching for the people's choice of the decade. Having shortlisted a top 100 from every record set in several categories during the past 10 years they now want the public to vote online for the best.

'Whack A Banker’ Game Proving a Hit in Britain
Agence France-Presse

A new “Whack A Banker” amusement arcade game is proving so popular in Britain that the mallets used to clobber them are wearing out fast, its creator said.

What's On Your "Bucket List?"
Associated Press

A 98-year-old woman has been indicted on a second-degree murder charge that accuses her of strangling her 100-year-old roommate in a Massachusetts nursing home.

The Wedding & The Psycho Ex
Associated Press

Edwin Ortiz was just about to utter "I do," but the mother of his two children and her relatives had a different message: "Oh, no you don't."

The Definition Of "Whipped"
Associated Press

A Panama City Beach man reportedly admitted to deputies that he lied about being robbed so he wouldn't have to tell his wife that he spent the money.

Former Miss Argentina Dies After Plastic Surgery

A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, died over the weekend from complications resulting from cosmetic surgery on her buttocks, friends of the victim said Monday.

Mexican Woman Found Hiding in Suitcase
Associated Press

Customs inspectors in Laredo caught a 31-year-old Mexican woman trying to enter the U.S. hidden inside a suitcase.

Brazil Miniskirt Student Enjoys Fame
Alan Clendenning

Fresh from an appearance on one of Brazil's most popular TV shows, the young woman whose short, pink dress got her kicked out of college is enjoying her newfound fame, yet has her eye on getting back to class.

Colombia Chef School Concocts Dessert with Viagra
Associated Press

A Colombian cooking school has concocted a "love dessert" made with passion fruit – and Viagra. The students presented the dessert at "Gastronomy 2009" show in Bogota.

Kids Arrested for Food Fight
Matt Bartosik

Mom always told you not to play with your food. She probably didn't tell you that you could get arrested for it though.

Brazil Student Expelled After Wearing Mini-Dress
Tales Azzoni

A Brazilian university has expelled a woman who was heckled by hundreds of fellow students for wearing a short, pink dress to class – publicly accusing her Sunday of immorality.

US Tourist Dies 'Car Surfing' in Puerto Rico
Associated Press

Police say a U.S. tourist who was pretending to be surfing on the hood of a friend's moving car was killed when he fell and broke his neck in a popular Puerto Rican beach town.

Top 10 Weirdest CIA Programs

From spy cats to psychic hippies, the following are ten of the weirdest spy programs the government has proposed and funded over the years.

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