Hola, Amigas y Amigos!
I warned you that I plan to share – steal – plagiarize – paraphrase (pick a word) some jokes from my favorite comedians. That’s what this article will be. It’s not a crime, and I doubt if any of them will care or even know. After all, I’m giving their humor a second chance at life.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Two men were in the flower section at Soriana on Mother’s Day.
First man: “It’s crazy to spend so much money on something that’s just gonna die.”
Second man: “Yeah. And you gotta buy ’em flowers.”
Too dark? Okay. Let’s try this one.
Two ladies having lunch at Langosta Loca:
“When Joe and I first met, he was so crazy about me he would wash my car and do the dishes and bring me flowers every week. Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day and Christmas, he would shower me with gifts and surprises He took me on romantic trips and proposed to me pretty much every week with a big diamond ring. Yada, yada, yada. I finally married him, and now we have three children and a big house.”
“You are a lucky woman. What is your problem?”
“Now I am pretty sure he wouldn’t pull me out of a burning vehicle.”
Happy Mother’s Day!
MiMi Bomba